Bookmaker to Send World Cup Wag Dildos to all the Wags
Paddy Power, as gracious as always, designed this World Cup Window Aid to help cheer up all the WAGs that Mr Fabio Capello has banned from attending the South African tournament. With many of the WAGS being left at home on their own for the duration of England’s involvement, we are sure that the World Cup Widow Aid will be in plentiful use. Let’s not forget as well that these “World Cup WAG widows” will also be banned from the TV when England are playing!
The limited edition “souvenirs” will be sent to each England World Cup WAG that is left behind, and Paddy Power say they have “a limited quantity available to the public on a first come first served basis.”
Sharon McHugh, head of Paddy Power new product development, said “There are certain to be tens of thousands of World Cup widows this summer and we believe that with a helping hand from Paddy they too will enjoy the buzz of the World Cup”
This certainly brings a new meaning to the old England mascot “World Cup Willy”!
Here’s hoping that good old Cheryl has already got her hands on one as these World Cup Willys so she doesn’t miss her estranged husband Ashley too much and end up taking him back..